Things I think about that give me the willies, part 1

-Having sex with myself. Like lying in bed with another me and doing it with her.

-Going to a dinner party where all the guests are also me. The way I imagine it, we don’t talk in unison. But we could. Oh shit.

-If I ever made a rap album called “A Peek Inside My Rhymebook”

-Whenever I have a crush on someone, I always imagine them doing stupid choreographed dance moves. I hate it so much but I can’t stop.

-Getting a paper cut on my clitoris

-Circles with holes in them. Like this. And for the love of God don’t click this.

 

 

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